I have a confession. I’m obsessed with reality tv. Like, really obsessed. One of my all-time favorite reality tv shows is Catfish. As all Catfish fans know, we recently said goodbye to Max, so Nev is hanging out with a bunch of new cohosts, and I volunteer as tribute. Here are some reasons why he should choose me:
I’m a Catfish superfan.
When Catfish (the movie) came out, I was fascinated by Nev’s story, so I was naturally ecstatic when they announced the tv show. I’ve seen every episode, some of them multiple times.
I work in social media.
Although my official job title is Unicorn (true story), one of the many hats I wear is social media manager. I know my way around several platforms, and I’m super good at sniffing out fake accounts.
I’m an excellent researcher/social media stalker.
Some say a jealous woman does better research than an FBI agent. I may not be jealous, but my researching skills would put any agent to shame. If you give me a name and city, I can give you that person’s mom’s cousin’s son’s favorite food in about 10 minutes. Ok, I may be exaggerating a little, but you know what I mean.
In all seriousness, I graduated with a degree in anthropology. I love studying cultures and subcultures, and finding trends in their behavior. This hobby, combined with my Catfish superfan status, gives me a unique point of view when fishing for Catfish.
I don’t sugarcoat things.
While Nev is very protective of the hopefuls on the show, he can be a bit of a teddy bear sometimes. You can totally tell that he doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, unless that person is the asshole from the Bay who was Catfishing a girl so he could practice his game. If I were his cohost, I would bring a dash of hard truth and a pinch of humor to an already delightful show.
Ok, Nev. The ball is in your court! Have your people contact my people. (Or just DM me on Instagram)